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8 min read·Last updated: 2026-05-29·Useful satire·Entrepreneurs · Sole proprietorships · SMEs · Clients

How to make your fiduciary hate you (and pay double the bill)

A semi-serious manual for entrepreneurs who want to turn the fiduciary relationship into an expensive nightmare. Spoiler: there is also a version that saves you CHF 2,000–5,000 a year.

Why this guide exists (and why not to follow it)

Swiss fiduciaries mostly bill by the hour: CHF 120–220/h for a senior, less for a junior who — after 40 minutes hunting your document — will still bill clarifications at full rate. Every vague email, every shoebox of receipts, every 28 February «urgent» is sold time. Not personal hate: budget hate.

We collected behaviours that appear in every Friday office story across Swiss firms. Practice them all and you will not only pay double: you risk the termination letter (Art. 404 CO) — or worse, a fiduciary who bills the frustration without saying so.

Read this as satire with real utility: each «sin» includes bill impact and the antidote. At the end: the model client checklist — the one fiduciaries mention in sales meetings.

The doubled-invoice formula

Rough estimate for an SME or sole prop with 200–400 entries/year. Multipliers add up.

BehaviourTime multiplierTypical extra/year
All year's papers in one box in March×2.5CHF 800–1,500
«Urgent» email without organised attachments×1.8CHF 400–900
Same document sent 4 times in different formats×1.5CHF 200–500
Phone call for every 2-minute doubt×2CHF 600–1,200
Untracked «phone» corrections×1.7CHF 300–700
VAT receipts delivered on deadline day×3 (rush)CHF 500–2,000

Document sins: chaos as a sport

The fastest way to make your fiduciary hate you silently: turn every minute into archaeology.

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1. Hand over a box of receipts in March

The behaviour

Two hundred faded receipts, some in two currencies, some undated. «Here's all of 2025, good luck.» The junior spends 6 hours sorting before the first entry.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

6 h × CHF 150 = CHF 900 pre-work alone. Plus reclassification the senior bills at full rate.

Do this instead (free)

Digitise monthly. Naming YYYY-MM-DD_supplier.pdf. Client portal or shared cloud.

2

2. Send tilted WhatsApp photos of receipts

The behaviour

Half the invoice cut off, flash glare, PDF from 14 screenshots. «You can read it fine.»

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Each illegible photo = re-send request + 15 min chase. ×30 docs = half a day gone.

Do this instead (free)

Scan app with PDF/A, one invoice per file, quality check before upload.

3

3. Mix private and business in one PDF

The behaviour

One file «expenses_2025.pdf» with vet bill, fuel and supplier invoice. The fiduciary must split — and ask you about every line.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Rejected deductions risk + reclassification hours. Double work, double bill.

Do this instead (free)

Separate business account. Only professional movements in books.

4

4. Restart invoice numbering mid-year

The behaviour

«I restarted at 1 because I preferred it.» Duplicates, gaps, VAT sequence rebuild.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

2–4 hours reconciliation + VAT stress.

Do this instead (free)

Continuous sequential numbering. Credit note to cancel, never reuse numbers.

Communication sins: death by a thousand emails

Every channel without rules becomes billable.

5

5. Subject: «Urgent!!!» (empty body)

The behaviour

No attachment, no period, no amount. Just «call me now». The fiduciary interrupts work on 12 other mandates.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Interruption + 20 min call + follow-up email. CHF 80–150 per phantom «urgent».

Do this instead (free)

Structured subject: «Mandate Rossi – VAT Q4 – supplier X – rate question». Attachments in first message.

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6. Reply on 15 threads about the same topic

The behaviour

Fragmented across Gmail, WhatsApp and «that February mail». Nobody has the full picture.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Reconstructing the story = unbudgeted time, often not discounted.

Do this instead (free)

One thread per topic. Portal messaging tied to the document.

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7. Ask «how much tax?» without sending anything

The behaviour

10 December. No bank statements, no draft close. Expect answer in one hour.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Impossible or «wide» estimate you dislike. Second round = second bill.

Do this instead (free)

Dashboard updated during the year. Specific questions with numbers attached.

8

8. CC the fiduciary on partner disputes

The behaviour

Long emotional emails on non-accounting contracts. They are not your lawyer.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Reading time not billable but taken from other clients — or billed as generic advice.

Do this instead (free)

Accounting, tax, payroll only. Lawyer for legal. Coach for strategy.

Timing sins: deadline as surprise

Client urgency is always fiduciary urgency — with implicit surcharge.

9

9. Bring full VAT quarter on 28 February

The behaviour

Deadline 28 February. You arrive the 27th with «just this left». Queue of 40 identical mandates.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Unwritten rush premium: extra hours, weekend, junior overtime.

Do this instead (free)

Send docs within 10 days of quarter-end. Shared calendar with auto reminders.

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10. Change numbers after the draft

The behaviour

«I redid Excel, revenue is different now.» After the fiduciary closed the P&L.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Redo draft accounts, return, auditor explanations. 3–8 hours minimum.

Do this instead (free)

Freeze data at a date. Later changes = new tracked assignment.

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11. Ignore requests for weeks, then «urgent»

The behaviour

Three reminders ignored. Friday 5 pm panic call.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Missed tax deadlines → interest at your cost + fiduciary rush bill.

Do this instead (free)

Internal SLA: reply within 5 business days. One company contact person.

«Expert» sins: overwriting the professional

Nothing runs the meter like explaining their job badly.

12

12. «Google says everything is deductible»

The behaviour

German blog posts applied to Switzerland. The fiduciary must correct, document and carry liability (Art. 398 CO).

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Unrequested defensive advice + awareness declaration to sign.

Do this instead (free)

Ask «why not in canton X?» with legal reference. Listen to the answer.

13

13. Insist on illegal «simplified» accounting

The behaviour

«Don't book that invoice, nobody checks.» A professional cannot accept (complicity Art. 305 SCC).

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Loss of mandate + possible reporting. Double bill becomes the smallest problem.

Do this instead (free)

Seek lawful optimisation. If you don't trust them, change fiduciary — don't ask for illegal.

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14. Challenge every invoice line afterwards

The behaviour

«Why 0.3 hours to open my email?» Micro-disputes over 12 months of correct work.

What it costs (francs and nerves)

Complaint handling time > disputed amount. Some firms add admin surcharge.

Do this instead (free)

Ask for rates and budget upfront. Portal with transparent hour reports. Annual budget agreed.

Alternative version: become the favourite client

Same professionals, half the bill, zero reminders. Not likability: process.

  • One internal contact with access to accounts, bank and documents
  • Structured monthly upload (portal or folder with naming convention)
  • Questions batched in one 30-minute quarterly meeting
  • Shared deadline calendar with alerts 14 days ahead
  • Cloud software where the fiduciary sees data live without digging

7 serious tips after the satire

  • Ask for the rate card and indicative annual budget — avoids surprises and fights
  • Client portal is not luxury: it's how not to pay for the same invoice four times
  • If the fiduciary doesn't reply, documents are often missing — not ignorance
  • One good onboarding hour saves ten hours of corrections
  • Don't mix fiduciary, lawyer and coach: three budgets, three skills
  • AccountEX aligns client and fiduciary: fewer emails, less chaos, fewer hours
  • If you recognise 5+ sins, don't change fiduciary — change habits

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